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Before you start readin' 'bout life in Hen-retta, Texas, USA, population 2,896, it's important that you understand that I am not making fun of my roots in these stories.
I'm just, as my Momma says, "tellin' it like it is..." Life in small-town Texas is full of weird little quirks that I never noticed until I left for a while and suddenly, when I got home, found myself saying, "Owe MY GAWD! That's HILARIOUS!!!"
The quirks make home "HOME" -- they make me answer the question, "Where are you from?" with "Texas" 'cause sayin' that I'm just American jist cain't 'splain my roots... I grew up in small-town Texas. I cain't have nobody confusin' me with one of them weird northerners. : )
So here are the stories that I have for now... straight from the mouth of Jenuh-fur Klein, Jimmy and Cheryl's daughter -- thuh wun tha-ut wint tuh Ja-Pay-un. The Commandments as taken from The Gospel according to Nanaw Henrietta Top 10 List Thuh Small Town Weddin' July 2002 Stories Henrietta makes thuh New York Times! And if you want to read more about my little town, check out our county website at www.Clay County.com or click here. |
